sabinelagrande: (house - gettin mah walk on)
Title: Four Ways That Won't Work (And One That Did)
Summary: The ways to not do it are almost limitless.
Fandom: House
Word Count: 1728
Rating/Contents: NC-17, partner betrayal
Pairing: House/Wilson/Cuddy
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: Enjoy this. It fell off the back of a truck. Be advised that I started writing this in, like, season three, so it has nothing to do with anything that's presently going on in canon (how could it, when I stopped watching a season and a half ago).

Four Ways That Won't Work (And One That Did) )

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sabinelagrande: (ncis - secret ziva phobia)
So, I was looking for something special to do for 10/10/10, because, I mean, we won't get another date like that (except 11/11/11 and 12/12/12), and [personal profile] shadowen suggested that I write ten ficlets in ten fandoms, ten words each. So I did, and I encourage you to do so as well!

Fandoms: Inception, Venture Bros, Mythbusters, Dresden Files, Phoenix Wright, Stargate Atlantis, House MD, NCIS, Cowboy Bebop, and Blake's 7; very, very vague spoilers for Cowboy Bebop, Blake's 7, and Venture Bros.

10/10/10! )

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sabinelagrande: (house - fuck yes)
Title: Mars in Denim
Summary: House doesn't buy it.
Fandom: House
Word Count: 450
Rating/Contents: R, D/s, possibly a little dub-con-y
Pairing: House/Chase
A/N: Written for [ profile] shadowenangel in yet another fic memey thing.

Mars in Denim )

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sabinelagrande: (sga - for the lulz)
Title: Snoop
Summary: Rodney McKay is the kind of guy who comes into Wilson's life in waves.
Fandom: House/Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 200
Rating/Contents: PG-13
Pairing: Rodney/Wilson
A/N: Written for [ profile] deelaundry in a fic memey kind of a thing, a little while ago.

Snoop )

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sabinelagrande: (tbbt - drink my sip)


Y'all, Sabines are best stored at temperatures of 75°F/24°C or above. But I had to walk to school today! Several blocks! Uphill! All for a fifty minute class! It was tragic! As I told m'colleague, going out in the snow is against the cultural practices of my people (you can get a lot of mileage out of that excuse when you're an anthropologist). So now I am huddled up in my Space Boyfriend sweater, warmed by the light of the internets, as it should be.

3. I need to make another plushie how-to update, because I have made so many more! With much more elaborate costumes! But, in the meantime, meet Tiny Foreman! I think he is number 9? Behind AR-1, Captain Lee, Kara, President Lee (formerly Naked Lee), and Sammy.

Attn: [ profile] rosehiptea and [ profile] bironic: I have not forgotten about your plushes! I am fabricating both their little bodies right now; once I get Ronon stuffed (heh, I'll take Things Sheppard Said for $200) it should go fairly quickly, so I'm looking at sending them out on Monday.

3. DUDE, YOU GUYS. Okay, so, the next DC animated movie? It is called Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths, the storyline is a classic, w/e, that's not important.

The important thing? Superman and Lex Luthor are played by Mark Fucking Harmon and Chris Goddamned Noth, respectively.

I don't understand! It's like my id made a movie and nobody told me about it! It is improbable! FFS, Gina Torres is in it too!

I will watch it seventeen times. JSYK.

4. I'm trying to Porn Battle, right? And to finish off that drabble meme, and things of that sort and nature. But instead, I keep wanting to write this Weir/Caldwell story, which I think maybe, improbably, is called "The Whole Chicken." Damn you, OTP!
sabinelagrande: (Default)
This is the House/SGA crossover that was supposed to be my entry for [ profile] thelittlebang and the backstory to The Same Release; unfortunately, it just never really got off the ground. It was moody and sad and atmospheric and full of intrigue and had a lot of unreliable narration, and I just got bored of writing it. What I have written of it doesn't make any sense together, because it's mostly from the beginning and end of the story, so I've included my original outline- which looks about like how all my outlines for big stories look. You can see a little bit of what I was going for with the unreliable narration, though, with the House and Rodney scene.

The Power Brokers
Notes )
Text )
sabinelagrande: (house - withholding the porn)
So this is mostly for [ profile] deelaundry, who wanted to see it.

So, way back in the day, [ profile] thedeadparrot wrote this House genderswap, the premise of which was that everybody in the world suddenly switched genders. And she threw the verse open for anybody to play with, and play they did. I was writing a Cameron/Wilson/Cuddy/House bit that was supposed to go right after The One Where There Are Three Of Them, but, for whatever reason, I never finished it. I think it was the blocking, mostly; at the time, I had hardly written any smut at all, much less foursome smut. Also, it was from Cameron's POV, which has always been difficult for me. So, without further ado, and now that I've written notes that are probably longer than the story-

The One Where They're Girls and Boys )
sabinelagrande: (house - withholding the porn)
Title: Performativity
Summary: House didn't think she had it in her.
Fandom: House
Word Count: 383
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, pegging, toxic amounts of swagger
Pairing: Stacy/House
A/N: For [ profile] queenzulu and her id, pursuant to this post. Set pre-canon, obviously. Can we talk for a minute about how much I love Sela Ward? Because she's like my favorite, and not just because we're from the same town.

Performativity )
sabinelagrande: (house - gettin mah walk on)
So here's a bunch of stuff I haven't posted here yet.


House )

Cowboy Bebop )

DC )
sabinelagrande: (house - gettin mah walk on)
Title: No Bicycle
Summary: She remembers how to do this.
Fandom: House
Word Count: 311
Rating/Warnings: PG
Pairing: Cuddy/Cameron
A/N: Written for [ profile] rosehiptea for [ profile] purimgifts 2009. Title taken from your favorite quote and mine: "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."

No Bicycle )


Jan. 23rd, 2009 11:00 pm
sabinelagrande: (house - gettin mah walk on)
Title: The Great Romantics
Summary: It was warm when Wilson woke up.
Fandom: House
Word Count: 384
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, make-outs, groping, established relationship, a slightly silly narrator
Pairing: House/Wilson/Cuddy
A/N: Happy [ profile] fluff_friday! This has nothing to do with anything, except for the fact that I feel like I never write House fic anymore.

The Great Romantics )
sabinelagrande: (sga - this is weir's srs face)
Title: The Same Release
Summary: What she really needs is somebody who knows her.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis/House MD
Word Count: 2213
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, toys, mild D/s, spanking
Timeline: S3 on both counts (isn't it convenient how that works?): during The Return and between Lines in the Sand and Fools for Love.
Pairing: Lisa Cuddy/Elizabeth Weir
A/N: Happy Smut Tuesday! This is from a verse I didn't know I'd already worked out, wherein there is a House-Cuddy-Weir-McKay college love quadrangle (love pyramid?). Possibly there will be more. This also sort of goes thematically with two other fics that aren't finished yet, but we'll burn that bridge when we get there. Title jacked from Joni Mitchell (like ya do).

The Same Release )
sabinelagrande: (sga - this is john's buggy face)
Dear flist:

I have Gender Trouble trouble (seriously, I have an IQ of ~140 and one tenth of a PhD in anthropology- if I can't make any sense of your book, you're a bad writer). So, here is something (which is both thinky and TMI) I have put to ponderation lately. SGA, GS, and House (sort of) examples used herein, though you don't really need to know anything about those fandoms to understand.

On slash and beating up Elizabeth Weir (or Maya Fey, or Lisa Cuddy, for that matter) )
sabinelagrande: (sga - thrilling heroics)
Or, What I Did On My Office Hour

a. The one where it's 1590 and Rodney is a missionary in Tlatelolco and totally doesn't get any evangelization done because he's too busy recording Mexica history and dabbling in alchemy; John is a mostly Spanish soldier who got into it for the adventure and to get away from his bitchy wife in Spain, but who is starting to realize that there isn't any; Ronon is a Pipil soldier in the Spanish army who reads a lot of really angry Mexica poetry and is generally gruff; and Teyla is the Nahuatl informant who corrects all of Rodney's work when he's not looking.

No, I totally paying attention in Nahuatl today. Why do you ask?

b. The one where it's 1943 and Rodney is at Bletchley Park doing sig int while John is a lowly telegraph operator. And then John gets captured and Rodney finds him by monitoring German messages, and says "I recognized his fist!" when asked to explain, and I have a hearty laugh at my ability to make historically situated double entendres.

And then Rodney and John have a threeway with Alan Turing, idk.

I mostly can't write this one because there's already a WWII House AU where Cuddy is a Victory Girl gathering dust on my hard drive, and also all I really have is that joke about fists.

ETA: c. The one where Cuddy was a drag king in college and nobody knows about it but House. All I know is it ends with Cuddy in a suit with a strap-on, possibly givin' it to Wilson.

sabinelagrande: (house - seriously?)
Title: The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady
Summary: The boys down at Preservation Hall let him sit in.
Fandom: House
Word Count: 300
Rating/Warnings: PG, possibly dubious use of dialect
Pairing: John Henry Giles/Cora (from DNR)
A/N: For [ profile] ppth_support. Y'all, I cannot express to you how much John Henry and Cora are Charles Mingus and Joni Mitchell. The title comes from one of Mingus's compositions. It was so much harder than I thought to write in my own damn dialect, and isn't that just a little sad? Thanks to [ profile] dizmo for betaing.

The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady )
sabinelagrande: (jcs - use the force)
Dear childrens-

Does anybody want to beta a short (~300 words) S1 House fic? I'd normally let it go unbetaed, but it's written in dialect.

You will receive many lauds. Possibly also plaudits.

[ profile] sabinelagrande
sabinelagrande: (Default)
Title: Complement
Summary: "But he can't stop himself from smiling, and he figures that's something all by itself."
Fandom: House
Word Count: 1206
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, unrelenting fluff
Pairing: Cameron/Foreman/Chase
A/N: So waaaaay back in the day, [ profile] ignazwisdom bought me at [ profile] livelongnmarry. And then life intervened. But I am here delivering! For serious! [ profile] dizmo betaed once again, because she is the rock, and also gave me the idea for the best and most necessary tag ever. Also, it is [ profile] fluff_friday!

Complement )

Title: Plus ça change
Summary: "'Could they be any more blatant?' House asks, indicating the dance floor."
Fandom: House
Word Count: 319
Rating/Warnings: PG
Pairing: Cameron/Foreman/Chase, surprise pairing (which is totally not a surprise if you have any idea what journal you're reading)
A/N: This here is what we call the lagniappe. The less déclassé might call it the omake. Of course, that assumes that fangirls are less... you know what? Just go read it. I'm getting a headache.

Plus ça change )
sabinelagrande: (dc - wtf superman)
This update is brought to you by my reluctance to finish writing this section about the position of the indigenous intellectual vis a vis academic authority construction for my gigantic ass ethnography paper of death and publication. The jist of my argument, so far, is, "Look, I'm a queer female academic and even I don't want to talk about this."

My New Year's resolution (not that I actually make them, but it's a nice excuse) is to learn how to vid. All suggestions for tutorials, programs, sources, comms, etc. are highly sought. I've got a lot of experience (even like, actual real resume experience, omg) with sound editing, but none with video editing. It's like the one fannish thing I haven't done- except fanart, cause I quite literally could not draw if my life depended on it.

Mostly right now I want to make a vid of Sheppard tearassin' around the Pegasus Galaxy like the sneaky commando he is. Those are always my favorite bits.

Y'all, I have been reading SGA fic like it is my job. I'm near about to run out of stuff to read at Wraithbait (that isn't Sheppard/McKay, which I have not even started on, because, y'know, finals). Despite my initial burst of "OMGNO I cannot break up McKay+Zelenka," Zelenka is now my fandom bike. I have no idea how this happened. I blame the Sheppard/Zelenka writers.

Also, remind me I have to post a GIANT ASS RANT of RIGHTEOUS ANTHROPOLOGICAL FURY about the Athosians and how TPTB Did Not Do The Research. You do not get phenotypical differences that damn big in a society of fifty damn people, nor do women- not even really ridiculously hot women who could snap me in half- lead agricultural societies. Damn, people.

I've caught up on TBBT and House- mostly, because I haven't had time for this week's House yet. House is alternately pleasing me greatly and making me want to throw my remote through my television. General bitchery, S5 spoilers )

That being said? Most House/Wilson/Cuddy season ever, Y/MFY?

Coming attractions/to do: Gosh, there's a lot more than I thought )

Which reminds me. I've started posting to archives again, after a ridiculously long hiatus- specifically Wraithbait and Objection!. Just sayin'.

Sigh. I suppose I should go and finish this paper now. Woe is me, cri cri, etc.

Meme nao.

Oct. 23rd, 2008 02:56 am
sabinelagrande: (archaeologists dig units)
Stolen from [ profile] seriousfic

When you see this, post an excerpt from as many random works-in-progress as you can find lying around. Who knows? Maybe inspiration will burst forth and do something, um, inspiration-y.

Big Bang Theory, Sheldon/Leonard )

House, House/Wilson/Cuddy )

DC, Boostle )

Phoenix Wright, Edgeworth/Iris )

Hellsing, Integra )

House, House/Cuddy )

House, House/Cameron )

House, Cameron/Chase/Foreman )

House/Firefly, House/Inara )

House, Wilson/Cuddy )

Cowboy Bebop/Firefly, ensemble )

Fantastic Four, Doom, Reed and Johnny )

Smallville, Lex )


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