Fic: VOD

Jun. 16th, 2011 10:15 pm
sabinelagrande: (ncis - look at my special boy)
Title: VOD
Summary: What marvels a webcam can create.
Fandom: NCIS
Word Count: 1666
Rating/Contents: NC-17, D/s, exhibitionism/voyeurism, flogging
Pairing: Gibbs/Abby/Tim
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: So, I'm doing my laundry at [personal profile] arymabeth's while she's working, and I couldn't find the remote- which was, of course, in plain sight- so instead I finished this really old story, which is yet another NCIS story I started several Kink Bingos ago and never finished. For the exhibitionism square on this year's [community profile] kink_bingo card.


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Fic: Match

Jun. 14th, 2011 12:26 am
sabinelagrande: (ncis - secret ziva phobia)
Title: Match
Summary: They're a good match, his boys.
Fandom: NCIS
Word Count: 2254
Rating/Contents: NC-17, D/s, handcuffs, double penetration, established relationship
Pairing: Gibbs/Tony/Tim
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: So, like, two years ago, when I still cared about NCIS, I started this story. I sent it off to [ profile] runpunkrun, because something seemed wrong about it. Ze pinned it- Gibbs sounded like a creepy uncle. So I fixed it up, and hemmed and hawed over it, but I didn't actually finish it til today. And guess what? It fits the double penetration square on my [community profile] kink_bingo card!

Match )

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sabinelagrande: (ncis - secret ziva phobia)
So, I was looking for something special to do for 10/10/10, because, I mean, we won't get another date like that (except 11/11/11 and 12/12/12), and [personal profile] shadowen suggested that I write ten ficlets in ten fandoms, ten words each. So I did, and I encourage you to do so as well!

Fandoms: Inception, Venture Bros, Mythbusters, Dresden Files, Phoenix Wright, Stargate Atlantis, House MD, NCIS, Cowboy Bebop, and Blake's 7; very, very vague spoilers for Cowboy Bebop, Blake's 7, and Venture Bros.

10/10/10! )

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May. 30th, 2010 05:19 pm
sabinelagrande: (b7 - rrawor)
27 icons
-First Monday - Julian Lodge (7)
-SGA (7)
-Blake's 7 - Rumours of Death (10)
-NCIS (3)

-Please credit [ profile] sabinelagrande or [personal profile] sabinetzin
-Textless icons != bases
-Customization on request

Have I really not posted icons since 2007? )

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A fic!

Mar. 31st, 2010 04:35 pm
sabinelagrande: (b7 - so I says to vila)
Title: Target Practice
Summary: Just before the combat, Avon runs into an old enemy.
Fandom: Blake's 7/NCIS
Word Count: 825
Rating/Contents: G
Pairing: Gen, with background Avon/Servalan (just like always, amirite?)
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
Timeline: Missing scene for Death-Watch (B7); AU (NCIS)
A/N: For A Ficathon Walks Into a Bar. Hurrah, I don't have to default on my own challenge! This isn't the story I intended to write, because what I intended to write sort of collapsed, like a flan in a cupboard; but with the help of [personal profile] gozer, I knocked this together instead. I'm fairly pleased with it.

Target Practice )

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sabinelagrande: (sga - i'm just sayin')
Someone please tell me that the title of the NCIS D/s AU I'm writing for [ profile] au_bigbang cannot be "If He Hollers, Let Him Go".

Please. Do it for the children.

Anyway, have this meme, what I stole from [ profile] villainny:

Reply to this post, and I'll tell you one reason why I like you. Then repost this and spread the love.
sabinelagrande: (st - gqmf)
1. Fans of dance music, mashups, or textual poaching in general: Bootie Magazine has released the new Best of Bootie, its yearly mashup compilation, which is once again awesome. And it's free! I particularly recommend "Party & Bullshit (In the USA)" and "Shut Up and Take Me Out"; also of note is "It's My Life Confessions, Pt. II", the all-Glee mashup remix (it's v. complicated), which is great (and I don't even like Glee!).

If you scroll down, you can also download all the previous compilations, which I highly recommend.

2. Unless you like Gibbs/DiNozzo (which I don't), there's not a lot to recommend the NCIS Kink Meme. That being said, Urge by [ profile] sarkywoman is a gem. It's Abby/Tony, with Abby as a precocious vampire and Tony as her unwitting victim, and it's just a whole lot of fun (though it is WIP).

3. A nap. Or maybe it is just me. I can't resist the urge any longer. It's the weather.

ETA: 4. That's the thing I forgot to post! This guy on youtube has some excellent ASL translations of popular songs, particularly Jonathan Coulton. Best of all, he gives glosses of his translations, so you can see the syntactic differences between spoken English and ASL.
sabinelagrande: (fma - target: rock on!)
1. Every time I remember that there exists someone named Rodney Stark, my day gets a little bit better. I've never read any of his stuff; his name just pleases me in my soul.

2. So, I still hate facebook, but my weird obsession with Happy Pets continues unabated. I'm frantically trying to breed Mer and Lorne, but it isn't working, dammit, possibly because Sheppard was, like, a foot away the last time. I also have a slight issue with my Star Trek room. Ronon and Teyla's baby came out to a lovely Command Gold, so there's no issue there, but the auto-generated name that Mer and Sheppard's baby was assigned was so perfect that I didn't have the heart to change it. So currently, the crew of the Enterprise is represented by Scotty, Bones, Kirk, and Crazy Eddie.

3. Untitled NCIS AU Big Bang

2675 / 15000 words. 18% done!
ETA: (0122 1/18/10)

3008 / 15000 words. 20% done!

I still don't have a plot! But I don't think I need one! I have sub!Probie! And lots of tops who want to get with him! Even Julian Lodge! And it's not even fucking raining a real crossover!

4. You guyyyys, I don't want to go to school tomorrow. Lazy TA is so very lazy.
sabinelagrande: (ncis - aww otp)
So, like, I was feeling asocial this weekend, so I sat at home and watched an incredible quantity of NCIS. And because I am 1) writing NCIS for [ profile] au_bigbang (2626 words woo!) 2) a continuity nerd, I've made this here timeline, encompassing the first five and a half seasons of NCIS, as well as the bits of JAG and First Monday that are important to my purposes. Perhaps some of you will find it useful? It is, admittedly, a little McGee-heavy, as he's the main character in my Big Bang. Speculation (reasonable though it may be) is in italics; out of universe events are in bold.

Covers 1958-2008. Expect spoilers )
sabinelagrande: (ncis - secret ziva phobia)
[Poll #1511311]
sabinelagrande: (ncis - look at my special boy)
1. FFS DO NOT LET ME SIGN UP FOR [ profile] au_bigbang. And if I must, DO NOT let me sign up with this Weir/Caldwell + John/Rodney high school AU that I just can't seem to stop writing.

2. Driving through Tennessee/Virginia/Maryland does things to the fangirl in me. Because 12-year-old!me is going "OMG BATTLEFIELDS, BATTLEFIELDS EVERYWHERE" and Ranger!me is going "WHY DID I LEAVE MY PASSPORT TO THE NATIONAL PARKS AT HOME" and NCIS-addict!me is going "LOL which way to the Navy Yard, sailor" and all of this is going on while I'm trying to drive.

It helps (hurts?) that I had a really good dream about (making out with) Probie last night. He was reading linguistics stuff to impress me- it was really very sweet. Then we went to do oral history (not a euphemism) with Steve Martin. I seriously don't know, but it was an awfully nice dream, so I really don't mind at all.

3. Did I mention I am finally in Baltimore? I have to go down and register soon, but I am v. v. tired. Ho hum. Hopefully there will be some free cookies or some such.
sabinelagrande: (ncis - secret ziva phobia)
1. I have a powerful need for a Gibbs/Abby icon with "Do you want the mustache on or off?" "Off, please." "Too bad." on it. Gibbs/Jenny would also be appropriate, I feel. Gibbs/Probie as well- honestly, nobody's into mustacioed Gibbs. It is a shame I am pants at animated icons.

2. Children! It may interest you to note that [ profile] villainny is hosting a fic/artathon with prompts from sex is not the enemy, which I hadn't seen until today but is becoming a fast favorite. Sign up, won't you?

3. I fear that there is no food in my house. But I'm leaving again on Tuesday, so going to the store seems like a waste. What to do?!
sabinelagrande: (holiday sw - celebrate chewbacca)
I am a lot less IN DESPAAAAIR than I was yesterday. I expect that tomorrow will be a clusterfrak, but today was pretty good. Lots of Italian food and trashy TV and Rifftrax with Mom.

And I actually wrote something, just sort of off the cuff, that I am, like, inordinately fond of. Unfortunately, it was a treat for Yuletide (despite the fact that I am not actually a participant), so I can't say more than that. But dudes, you will never, ever guess that I wrote it. There is no way. I would be willing to wager fic on it.

And now NCIS is on! And they are playing good creepy episodes! With little bitty Baby Probie! On a related note, have I mentioned that I NEED Jenny Shepard/Hollis Mann fic? LIEK WHOA? I mean, LORD. The eyesex. They get together and they drink red wine and they don't talk about Gibbs. Also, it didn't strike me until just now how great fic where Probie was FtM would be. But it would be excellent.

Oh! Because I keep forgetting! [ profile] bironic! I got your Christmas card! It was lovely and sweet. <3<3<3
sabinelagrande: (st - crossover class?)
(05:53:27 PM) [ profile] arymabeth: GodDAMN the Quorum of Twelve needs to learn to use their parlimentary procedure
(05:53:50 PM) [ profile] arymabeth: every single meeting so far has just been SCREAMING BANGING LOUD NOISES

Sabine and Lizzy Theatre: SO SAY WE ALL )
sabinelagrande: (tbbt - drink my sip)
1. So I finally read Unseen Academicals. Spoilers, obvs )

1a. Ponder Stibbons and Jimmy Palmer: Separated at birth? Y/MFY

1b. Reading about the Wizards always leaves me STARVING. They just eat so much, and it all sounds so very delicious. I would do unspeakable things for (and to) a bacon sandwich right now.

2. Is it just me, or does anybody else parse [ profile] sgagenrefinders as "sga-gen-refinders"? As in, people who look for lost gen? I just can't unsee it.

3. OMG! Preview is up for my [ profile] sgabigbang story! OMG!

4. Now, I think it is time to make a huge breakfast and a pot of tea (GOD PEOPLE, never let me go to the Teavana again, I am so poor yet so happy), do some readings, and try not to feel awkward about asking legitimate yet workshy questions of my DGS. Oh, grad school.

ETA 5. Also here is a meme what I stole from everyone:
Pick a paragraph (or any passage less than 500 words) from anything I've written, and comment to this post with that selection. I will then give you a DVD commentary on that snippet: what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it in the first place, what's going on in the character's heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, lots of awful puns, and anything else that you'd expect to find on a DVD commentary track.
sabinelagrande: (st - have you been toking the space pot?)
1. I have been mainlining NCIS again. Oh, NCIS. How dearly and entirely accidentally I love you.

1a. Spoilers for the La Grenouille arc (S4-5) )

1b. You guys don't even understand how much Gibbs/Abby/McGee I need to write. Oh my god, it's like Jack/Sam/Daniel: the sooner you understand that they are doing it, the sooner you will achieve inner peace, and the more sense the show will make to you. Clearly Gibbs lets Tony come over on the weekends, but only when he and McGee have been very, very good.

And then I will post it to both [ profile] gibbs_abby and [ profile] mcabby_shipper and BLOW THEIR FRAGILE MINDS (and, of course, [ profile] ncis_puppylove, but they'll just be all, "OMG YAY, somebody posted! Hurrah!"). MUAHAHAHAHAHA.

(Sidebar: Why yes, I have been drinking peach sangria for several hours. Why do you ask?)

1c. I also need so much fic with Abby squeeing over McGee and how precious he is. Cause she's totally got the retro-rockabilly thing going on, and he's so sweet with his little typewriters and his pipe and his turtlenecks, and I think she would find him atavistically adorable. And he'd be all kicked back and thinking he was so suave and dashing, and she'd just run up to him squealing about how precious he was, pinching his little cheeks and all, and he'd be all flustered and slightly disappointed and adorable.

1d. Have I expressed to you my theory concerning McKay and McGee? Because I think that all the things people mistakenly believe about Rodney re: his being a soft and cuddly woobie from whom no evil can spring are actually true about Tim. Other than the fact that they, y'know, both have spines.

2. I would like to talk to you about Sons of Anarchy; I do not watch it, but apparently it is rather good and has Ron Perlman in it. What I would like to discuss, however, is these here promotional stills. I would like to briefly outline for you my thought process, which I believe will explain to you why I feel that the costume designers are fucking with me on purpose.

You see, my thoughts went something like this: "Mitch Pileggi has a new show? ::clicks:: Mmmm, Mitch Pileggi in a wifebeater. Unf, tattooed Mitch Pileggi in a wifebeater. Wait, is that- OH MY FUCK, THAT IS A SWASTIKA. ON HIS CHEST. I JUST OGLED A WHITE SUPREMACIST. I AM GOING TO HELL FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER. GODDAMN YOU, SONS OF ANARCHY."

It is even worse in the pictures from the show, because he's rocking the little devil beard (yes that is from a different show shhh), which makes it TEN TIMES HOTTER OMG. WHY MUST THEY TOY WITH MY EMOTIONS SO. THIS HAS GOT TO BE AGAINST SOME KIND OF LAW.

3. You guys! It is fall break! Tomorrow! I am going to [ profile] leiascully and [ profile] coffeesuperhero's! I am finally to see their town! It will be AWESOME.
sabinelagrande: (sg-1 - jack knows science)
1. Re: the SGA plagiarism drama: I haven't seen anybody mention this, and I came upon it totally accidentally and in a spectacularly ass-backwards way, but [ profile] jdr1184 undeleted her journal and came back to man up and apologize. Granted, her apology leaves a little to be desired (but I of course have no way of knowing if she's contacted the authors involved directly), but she did take total responsibility for her actions, which I thought was quite classy and unexpected of her.

ETA: Aaand deleted again.

2. OMG, Kink Bingo is over!

Recapping and pondering my stories )
Ten Recs! )

2a. And while we're on the subject of recommendations, Hang On Tight is a heartbreaking and lovely story that just really hasn't gotten the attention it deserves.

I swear one of these days I'm going to make a rec list of nothing but stories that made me weep openly. And speaking of which, if you haven't read Interstitial yet, hie ye to it, and bring tissues.

3. You know what I always thought would be insanely fun? A challenge where you had to write as if you were someone else from fandom (who had also signed up for the challenge, obvs).

Of course, the problem would be that if you didn't have a group of people who liked to laugh at themselves, it would be a non-stop drama fest.

4. I must, must break 30000 words on Big Bang before Dragon*Con. I've been slightly discouraged by the fact that I can't find a word count utility that's not fantastically unreliable. OpenOffice's built in one just sucks, frankly; there is absolutely no reason that my story should be 26800 words on one computer and 27300 on another. Even if it counted markup, which it doesn't, there is absolutely no way there are 500 words of markup in this story. And the most common Java applet leaves out numerals, and ARGH. You would think that 500 missing words in a ~27000 word story would not be a big deal, but when it's the difference between being in the middle third and being out of it, it's really incredibly discouraging.

Also discouraging is that I really still don't know what the story will look like when it's done. The back half is maybe 5000 words from done, and most of that is porn and John angsting, honestly, so it's pretty much fine; but the front half is still a shambles. I know pretty much all the stuff that happens; unfortunately, all the stuff I've left is political intrigue and Rodney freaking out, and it needs to hang together right or the story won't work. Maybe I'll try ploting it on notecards, once I get another five or six thousand words down.


5. ...I never did eat dinner, did I? I should get on that.

6. Is Semagic acting broken for anybody else?
sabinelagrande: (gs - so gay for lisa basil)
Title: dye my eyes and call me pretty
Summary: On undercover missions and their consequences.
Fandom: NCIS
Word Count: 1228
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Pairing: McGee/DiNozzo
A/N: Title stolen from "Laid" by James. For the crossdressing (outerwear) square on my [info - community] kink_bingo card. WHERE DID MY OBSESSION WITH THIS SHOW COME FROM AAH. And why will my writer's block not go away?

dye my eyes and call me pretty )


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