Baptimize yourself in total comfort as you part the bed seas...

[sabinelagrande]

sabinelagrande: ::watching the Enterprise crew have a fight over whether or not Kirk should've been marooned on the ice planet Hoth Delta Vega::
arymabeth: ::looking at the internet:: Is it just me, or are people who have relationship fights in public ridiculously tacky?
sabinelagrande: ...Are we talking about Bones and Spock?

Re: Recent passive aggressive drama:
sabinelagrande: I swear god I'm gonna make a post that just says "SAY IT TO MY FACE, BITCH."
arymabeth: Then we better not buy any red wine.

arymabeth: The fuck did Rodney ever do for John? Sometimes I feel like we're not even watching the same show!

sabinelagrande: ...why did I open Wipipedia?
arymabeth: Don't go there! Shut that window!
sabinelagrande: ::innocently:: What?
arymabeth: We got places to go! Food to make!

arymabeth: ::cutting up chicken:: I'm gonna do the breasts next.
::pause::
sabinelagrande: What?
arymabeth I was waiting for the giggle.

arymabeth: There's a joke about wing men in here somewhere.

arymabeth: Oooh, hey, you wanna see a spinal cord?
sabinelagrande: Hell yeah I do!

arymabeth: ...you wanna come help me deglaze this pan?
sabinelagrande: ::lazy:: It ain't like it's hard or nothing.
arymabeth: I don't know, this pot already spit at me.
sabinelagrande: Sigh. Alright, I guess I'll come over and be the butch one.

sabinelagrande: I can't have a hangover when I go to the psychiatrist in the morning.

arymabeth: ::getting pissed over the internets::
sabinelagrande: Oh, don't read that. You just gonna get angry, and then you gonna drink all the wine, and I ain't gonna get none.

Our foodie spring break continues apace! We're, like, pretty much making everything Smitten Kitten ever made. Lord. And drinking rather a large quantity of wine and other spirits. Hurrah! Presently it's mac and cheese and chicken with the 40 cloves. Y'all, my apartment smells SO GOOD right now. Mmmm.

Comments

[coffeesuperhero.livejournal.com]

1. BRB LOLING FOREVER.

2. I swear god I'm gonna make a post that just says "SAY IT TO MY FACE, BITCH."

WORD. (Wtf is up with people lately? In the immortal words of Terrell Owens, "PLEASE, JUST LET ME BE GREAT.")

[sabinetzin]

GOD, SERIOUSLY. I AM ABOUT TO BRING IT TO SOME PUNK BITCHES.

::cough::

Or so says three glasses of malbec.