1) I definitely used a pair of paddles to get papers that'd fallen behind my bed. Well okay, they're kind of wooden spoonlike things, because I'm cheap, but they make great paddles and only hang out with the kinky shit 'cause I don't use the same things on my food as my butt.
2) Re: icon -- I do that to my dog. He has heard so much about my woe, my drama, my significant others, my sex life...dude is probably really fed up with me taking him on walks.
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1) I definitely used a pair of paddles to get papers that'd fallen behind my bed. Well okay, they're kind of wooden spoonlike things, because I'm cheap, but they make great paddles and only hang out with the kinky shit 'cause I don't use the same things on my food as my butt.
2) Re: icon -- I do that to my dog. He has heard so much about my woe, my drama, my significant others, my sex life...dude is probably really fed up with me taking him on walks.