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sabinelagrande ([personal profile] sabinelagrande) wrote2006-01-30 02:17 pm
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So tired. Don't know why. Don't understand Marx.

Title: The Inevitable Shower Scene
Summary: An objective observer would point out that it takes place in a bathtub.
Fandom: Cowboy Bebop
Word Count: 248
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, nekkidness
Pairing: Spike/Faye
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] 30_kisses (who knew!). This is so very silly. I enjoy it.



There was no more hot water. That is how the trouble started, no matter how any of the participants feel about it.

Spike Spiegel, clad only in a towel, stomped through the ship, cursing all women and all ships with two bathing facilities to the deepest bowels of hell.

He shoved the door of the other bathroom open and was almost immediately confronted by a wall of fragrance. It was sweet and acrid at once- gardenia? But that’s not what stopped him dead in his tracks.

Faye Valentine, clad in nothing but water and bubbles, sat very placidly in the bathtub of the larger bathroom.

She washed one long, thin arm, then the next, followed by a thorough cleansing of the neck and chest region (too thorough, an objective observer might say). A rousing scrub of the hair followed, accompanied by much dunking of her head under the water.

Spike Spiegel watched, out of horror at her wanton waste of water (an objective observer might say that he watched because the bubbles had dissipated). Then, to his chagrin (or delight), she let the stopper out of the tub and stood. What bubbles that remained slid easily down her sleek, wet form. She made as if to turn for something, then turned back and bent to examine the stopper.

As she straightened, Faye Valentine turned and blew a kiss at the back of the retreating Spike Spiegel (an objective observer might say that she had planned it all along).