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sabinelagrande ([personal profile] sabinelagrande) wrote2010-09-22 05:17 pm
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And I still don't know what the hell a torso boot is

While the subject material of this book I am reading for class is interesting, it is FOREVER LONG and I am tired of it. So, instead: Sabine and Lizzy Theatre!

::on the quest for silver hair dye::
Sabine: I WANNA LOOK LIKE SEPHIROTH. I feel like that needs to go on Fangirl Theatre.
Lizzy: But lately our Fangirl Theatre is mostly just things we want to do to Doc and Jackson.

Lizzy: I've never had a cavity.
Sabine: That's because you're a whore. I have cavities because I'm virtuous.
Lizzy: ::ded of laughter::
Sabine: ::prayer hands, gazing heavenwards:: I imagine that I look like Gaius Baltar when I do that.
Lizzy: ...You kind of do.

Sabine: Your dad misspelled Alderaan? HE'S FIRED.

Sabine: ::shaking Manhattans::
Lizzy: :: exclaims something about babies or some shit, unintelligible under the sound of the shaker::
Sabine: Sorry, I can't hear you. I'm too busy being single.

Sabine: I can't think of anything worse than using a Wartenberg wheel on my pastry.
Lizzy: I know. ::pause:: It doesn't make the right kind of holes for pastry.

::on the subject of those recurring arguments that have been declared off limits for everyone's safety::
Sabine: I feel like there are topics like that in all good relationships.
Lizzy: What's on our list?
Sabine: Mayonnaise.
Lizzy: I think white bread versus wheat bread is on there too. So basically, we just can't talk about sandwiches.

(4:58:10 PM) sabinelagrande: I am reading about self-flagellation and listening to Mors Syphilitica
(4:58:16 PM) sabinelagrande: this is the most goth moment in my entire life

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[identity profile] aliaras.livejournal.com 2010-09-23 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
I love these posts so much. Also:

1) I definitely used a pair of paddles to get papers that'd fallen behind my bed. Well okay, they're kind of wooden spoonlike things, because I'm cheap, but they make great paddles and only hang out with the kinky shit 'cause I don't use the same things on my food as my butt.

2) Re: icon -- I do that to my dog. He has heard so much about my woe, my drama, my significant others, my sex life...dude is probably really fed up with me taking him on walks.

[identity profile] dreamwaffles.livejournal.com 2010-09-23 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
This post made me crack up in the best possible way. XD