Oh, dubcon.

Title: Sure Worked for Catwoman
Summary: John didn't just clean Rodney's quarters.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 492
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, dubcon, mind-whammy
Pairing: Rodney/John
A/N: Written for Oxoniensis's Porn Battle VII. Episode tag for Irresistible (3x03).

( Sure Worked for Catwoman )

Oh, Woolsey.

Title: Trophic Dynamics
Summary: John wonders about Mr. Woolsey sometimes.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 378
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, dubcon?
Pairing: Woolsey/John
A/N: Written for Oxoniensis's Porn Battle VII.

( Trophic Dynamics )

omgwtf.

Title: The Edge of a Knife
Summary: But, nonetheless, here they are.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 256
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, dubcon, mind-whammy, AGH WRAITHSEX WTF
Pairing: Wraith Queen!Teyla/Todd
A/N: Written for Oxoniensis's Porn Battle VII. AHH CHRIST WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME FANDOM.

( The Edge of a Knife )

Evil Sheppard is evil.

Title: Repeat Until Caught
Summary: John has no use for Rodney when he's happy.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 500
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, bastard!John
Pairing: John/Keller, one-sided John/Rodney UST
A/N: Written for Oxoniensis's Porn Battle VII. Title comes from the old adage: If at first you don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

( Repeat Until Caught )

The keyword for this icon is "oh for fuck's sake"

Title: But It's the Pelvic Thrust
Summary: -and by the end, things work out for the-
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 739
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, wtfery
Pairing: Rodney/Radek, John/Rodney/Radek
A/N: Written for Oxoniensis's Porn Battle VII. Profuse apologies to Richard O'Brien and Matt Groening.

( But It's the Pelvic Thrust )

I'd fuck me.

Title: Narcissus in Bloom
Summary: "Shit happens" is the only hard and fast rule of life in the Pegasus Galaxy.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 629
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, clonal narcissism, rampaging egotism
Pairing: John/John
A/N: Written for Oxoniensis's Porn Battle VII.

( Narcissus in Bloom )

I amuse the shit out of myself.

Title: The LSA Does Not Approve
Summary: Daniel is, technically speaking, not trained as a linguist.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis/Stargate SG-1
Word Count: 658
Rating/Warnings: R, dorky jokes only linguists get, movie!Daniel characterization, spoilers for Enemy at the Gate
Pairing: Teyla/Daniel
A/N: Written for Oxoniensis's Porn Battle VII.

( The LSA Does Not Approve )

Aww, otp.

Title: Time Enough
Summary: Elizabeth is not accustomed to long entanglements.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 529
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Pairing: Weir/Zelenka
A/N: Written for Oxoniensis's Porn Battle VII.

( Time Enough )

I seriously need some TBBT icons.

Title: The Anonymity Caveat
Summary: Rodney doesn't really care who it is.
Fandom: Stargate:Atlantis/The Big Bang Theory
Word Count: 352
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, public sex
Pairing: Rodney/?
A/N: Written for Oxoniensis's Porn Battle VII. And yes, I do think it's who you think it is.

( The Anonymity Caveat )

Everybody loves AU!

Title: All I Wanna Do Is
Summary: No matter what else changes, they're still a team.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 2839
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, AU
Pairing: Ronon/John, Rodney/Teyla, Rodney/John/Ronon, Rodney/John/Teyla/Ronon
A/N: Written for Oxoniensis's Porn Battle VII. A billion apologies to M.I.A.; a billion props to Kajikia, whose The Best Things In Life Are Free was a definite inspiration. And by that, I mean I probably ripped her off. Her story has a happy ending, though, so maybe you would like to read it instead?

( All I Wanna Do Is )

Fic Roundup: Porn Battle VII

Holy Jesus Goddamn, y'all.

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