The perfect evening: cake, porn, bed.

Title: And Don't Trip Over the Furniture
Summary: It's all Radek can do just to hold on.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 1594
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, schoolgirl kink, roleplay
Pairing: Weir/Zelenka
A/N: The title, of course, comes from everybody's favorite Noel Coward quote, "Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture." This story started its life as a D/s-y McWeir fic; but, for several reasons, that collapsed, much like a flan in a cupboard. Additionally, Weir/Zelenka fic in general seems to suffer from a dearth of fuckin'. So I wrote some, so that perhaps the fic gods will hear my just and noble plea.

( And Don't Trip Over the Furniture )

LJ Is for Happymaking and Also Activism: Day 7

Re: AmazonFail: I've been tweeting about it rather than posting over here, and will probably continue to do so. So, let me just say:

1. "Why Easter Sunday?" is my question. Did they think all us homos would be at church with our families and wouldn't notice? Or maybe taking our children on Easter egg hunts?

2. Amazon Rank.

And so, on to happiness.

Though I, again, failed to work as I originally meant to, I did get things done. I made some excellent pasta sauce, following the recipe that zhukora1's and my fantabulous roommate Joanna taught me many moons ago. I also got a good bit of writing done on this AU I've been working on. I was kind of stalled out on it, which was kind of a shame because I really, really dig the concept. But today I realized that half my original premise was crap; once I threw that out and started thinking about it like an alternate version of "Vegas", life was good again.

I may be more excited about the ancillary stuff than the actual story, because this 'verse is the perfect opportunity for worldbuilding and and academic humor and cameos and mock documents. I'm so in love with the bit of in-universe frippery I did today that I'm tempted to post it before I even finish the story.

But now, to finish Atran and translate some Nahuatl and perhaps write a paper about Crater Lake and definitely NOT reactivate my CoH account until after finals, so that I feel better about myself.