As wine approaches 0, capslock approaches 1

[sabinelagrande]

1. I have been mainlining NCIS again. Oh, NCIS. How dearly and entirely accidentally I love you.

1a. Okay, seriously? What is up with La Grenouille's family and their names? Rene and Jeanne Benoit? Seriously? For real? What would they have named them if they had a different nationality? Bob and Mary Jones? Juan and Maria Garcia?

1b. You guys don't even understand how much Gibbs/Abby/McGee I need to write. Oh my god, it's like Jack/Sam/Daniel: the sooner you understand that they are doing it, the sooner you will achieve inner peace, and the more sense the show will make to you. Clearly Gibbs lets Tony come over on the weekends, but only when he and McGee have been very, very good.

And then I will post it to both gibbs_abby and mcabby_shipper and BLOW THEIR FRAGILE MINDS (and, of course, ncis_puppylove, but they'll just be all, "OMG YAY, somebody posted! Hurrah!"). MUAHAHAHAHAHA.

(Sidebar: Why yes, I have been drinking peach sangria for several hours. Why do you ask?)

1c. I also need so much fic with Abby squeeing over McGee and how precious he is. Cause she's totally got the retro-rockabilly thing going on, and he's so sweet with his little typewriters and his pipe and his turtlenecks, and I think she would find him atavistically adorable. And he'd be all kicked back and thinking he was so suave and dashing, and she'd just run up to him squealing about how precious he was, pinching his little cheeks and all, and he'd be all flustered and slightly disappointed and adorable.

1d. Have I expressed to you my theory concerning McKay and McGee? Because I think that all the things people mistakenly believe about Rodney re: his being a soft and cuddly woobie from whom no evil can spring are actually true about Tim. Other than the fact that they, y'know, both have spines.

2. I would like to talk to you about Sons of Anarchy; I do not watch it, but apparently it is rather good and has Ron Perlman in it. What I would like to discuss, however, is these here promotional stills. I would like to briefly outline for you my thought process, which I believe will explain to you why I feel that the costume designers are fucking with me on purpose.

You see, my thoughts went something like this: "Mitch Pileggi has a new show? ::clicks:: Mmmm, Mitch Pileggi in a wifebeater. Unf, tattooed Mitch Pileggi in a wifebeater. Wait, is that- OH MY FUCK, THAT IS A SWASTIKA. ON HIS CHEST. I JUST OGLED A WHITE SUPREMACIST. I AM GOING TO HELL FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER. GODDAMN YOU, SONS OF ANARCHY."

It is even worse in the pictures from the show, because he's rocking the little devil beard (yes that is from a different show shhh), which makes it TEN TIMES HOTTER OMG. WHY MUST THEY TOY WITH MY EMOTIONS SO. THIS HAS GOT TO BE AGAINST SOME KIND OF LAW.

3. You guys! It is fall break! Tomorrow! I am going to leiascully and coffeesuperhero's! I am finally to see their town! It will be AWESOME.

Comments

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

I have never encountered a fandom in which I ship everyone all over except NCIS. There's no otp here. There's every which way. Cause, clearly, they're all doing in each other.

lol.

ETA: OMFG MITCH PILEGGI. He looks far too hot for a guy with a swastika on his chest. Christ on a cracker, he's delicious in that pic.

[sabinetzin]

It's so true, though! I mean, clearly the whole team is doing it, but then Jenny is obvs doing Tony, and Gibbs and Ducky have this beautiful Victorian bromance going on, and Abby is, like, all up on everybody, and, like, if they had No Pants Friday over at Ducky's house every other weekend, I would be utterly unsurprised.

And, yet, the shippers are rabid. IDEK.

Re: the pictures: Isn't it cruel?! He needs to put a shirt on if he's going to look like that!

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

I agree. One of the reasons why I decided to even try SGA is because the promo had Mitch and Robert Patrick (only for like five minutes and it was a rip-off. I'm probably the only one that even liked him on the X-Files).

I don't see how anyone can be rabid in regards to shipping with NCIS. There's no clear winner. There's this whole ot4/5/6/7/8/9 thing going on...

[sabinetzin]

IDK, man. The Gibbs/Abby shippers are mean, though. I'm not sure why they're even upset- Gibbs and Abby are all up in each other's business 24/7 as it is!

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

That's batshit. Totally batshit. I do have a thing for cross-gen, but I'm not completely sold on them being at all hot for each other either. But they do have canon kisses and canon hugs and canon theirlovehassigning. I tend to think people that get all up in arms about their shipping are insecure. Or crazy. Mostly crazy.

Still, I'll watch every episode of that damn show with hopes Mark Harmon smiles. God, his smile melts knees.

I have this thing for older men. My first crush was Anthony Hopkins. I still crush on Anthony Hopkins.

[sabinetzin]

I like them cause I like my het ships with a little affection and a little dirtybadwrong, but I can also see how one could see their interactions as friendly or familial or not indicative of doing it (except for the fact that they're all doing it, all the time, in great heaps). I'm pretty sure shippers are all crazy, though Smallville fandom taught me canonicity is the kiss of death, so perhaps I am crazy going the other way?

God, his smile. And his little laugh! It does things to me. In locations.

I support you in this, because Anthony Hopkins is a fine piece of man. Older guys are kind of my not-secret kryptonite (especially bald guys, mmm). It started with Michael Palin, and it all went down hill from there.

[clavally.livejournal.com]

I can't really comment on ncis because I've not seen one episode of it, ever. Really, have stayed away because some crazy person I knew in a different fandom is now uber into it and, in general, I'd like to avoid this person. o.O

As for your Hot Space Boyfriend...I'm starting to think he's really hot vicariously through you! Now, whenever I see a pic of him I think, "Hmmm, there is a certain quality about him. hmmmmm." It is all your fault and I thank you for it! *Adds him to my super-sekrit collection of older-man crushes*

[sabinetzin]

You know, the NCIS fandom is pretty small, but I feel like fifty percent of them are complete whack jobs. So I feel your pain. But it is a fun show! It's not high art or anything, and it has some big gender issues, but it's really fun and relaxing to watch.

You know, I've just decided to stop pretending like I'm not totally into older guys (which, sidebar: one of the best reasons to watch NCIS: silver fox Mark Harmon). Ever since my devastating high school crush on Michael Palin, I've just been screwed. I encourage you in this behavior as well! Give in to the power of the Space Boyfriend! He is delicious!

[(Anonymous)]

Do I admit I actually checked your flist to see if you were friends with her since she lives in your city?

I keep looking for the first season of NCIS to start watching, but it apparently doesn't exist online (I don't do the whole torrent thing after getting a nasty virus). I'm gonna have to get it from Netflix, I think.

There needs to be more hot older men on TV.

Heh, I watched some old episode of SGA and saw a scene with Caldwell and Elizabeth and thought to myself, "Holy shit, Sabine is right! They're totally doing it!" No idea why I never saw it before.

[sabinetzin]

....Can you email me her username? Because I think I may know who you're talking about. And if I do, I have a story for you.

[clavally.livejournal.com]

That anon comment was totally me. I keep forgetting my browser logs me out every time I close out. Oops.

[sabinetzin]

It only just occurred to me that since I replied to your anon comment, you wouldn't get a notification. ::facepalm:: But here is what I said:

Can you email me her username? Because I think I may know who you're talking about. And if I do, I have a story for you.

[zhukora1.livejournal.com]

So I've been watching NCIS pretty much from the time I got home from work today until...well, it's still going. Today is just a very NCIS day. xD

[sabinetzin]

DUDE ME TOO. I've only watched. Um. Seven episodes today?

[ariadne83]

Yeah, I avoid NCIS fandom-at-large because of the crazy. I have a very small group of Tim/Tony shippers, but those people were already on my flist.

[ninamazing.livejournal.com]

MMM PEACH SANGRIA!

I am super jealous of you getting to visit Casa Fangirl. YOU WILL HAVE SUCH A GOOD TIME THEIR TOWN IS BEAUTIFUL. THERE'S A TRAIN BANK AND A SEX SHOP AND EVERYTHING. :D

[leiascully.livejournal.com]

OMG YOU WILL BE HERE SO SOON :D :D :D :D

I also maybe ogled a white supremacist. DAMN YOU, TELEVISION. DAMN YOU FOR MAKING SEXY MITCH PILEGGI A TWIT.

[jack-infinitude.livejournal.com]

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