Help, friends! A guinea pig tricked me!

[sabinelagrande]

1. THIS IS BULLSHIT.

THIS IS STILL BULLSHIT IN CELSIUS.

Y'all, Sabines are best stored at temperatures of 75°F/24°C or above. But I had to walk to school today! Several blocks! Uphill! All for a fifty minute class! It was tragic! As I told m'colleague, going out in the snow is against the cultural practices of my people (you can get a lot of mileage out of that excuse when you're an anthropologist). So now I am huddled up in my Space Boyfriend sweater, warmed by the light of the internets, as it should be.

3. I need to make another plushie how-to update, because I have made so many more! With much more elaborate costumes! But, in the meantime, meet Tiny Foreman! I think he is number 9? Behind AR-1, Captain Lee, Kara, President Lee (formerly Naked Lee), and Sammy.

Attn: rosehiptea and bironic: I have not forgotten about your plushes! I am fabricating both their little bodies right now; once I get Ronon stuffed (heh, I'll take Things Sheppard Said for $200) it should go fairly quickly, so I'm looking at sending them out on Monday.

3. DUDE, YOU GUYS. Okay, so, the next DC animated movie? It is called Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths, the storyline is a classic, w/e, that's not important.

The important thing? Superman and Lex Luthor are played by Mark Fucking Harmon and Chris Goddamned Noth, respectively.

I don't understand! It's like my id made a movie and nobody told me about it! It is improbable! FFS, Gina Torres is in it too!

I will watch it seventeen times. JSYK.

4. I'm trying to Porn Battle, right? And to finish off that drabble meme, and things of that sort and nature. But instead, I keep wanting to write this Weir/Caldwell story, which I think maybe, improbably, is called "The Whole Chicken." Damn you, OTP!

Comments

[clavally.livejournal.com]

There's always something wrong with the world when it's warmer in fucking Antarctica.

[sabinetzin]

Well, I mean, I guess it is summer there, so it kind of makes sense?

[clavally.livejournal.com]

I know, it's a mental thing where my brain wants to automatically believe that Antarctica is the coldest place, ever. So when it gets warmer there then here it makes it feel all the colder here.

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

I *wish* it was 25F here. (http://www.thefuckingweather.com/?zipcode=lulea)

[sabinetzin]

Eugh. You poor thing. I suggest moving away.

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

Nah, I just wanted to play too. I actually like the climate here. I'm like a Discworld troll: heat does unfortunate things to my brain.

[sabinetzin]

I can't imagine! I get chills when it drops below 50F. I'd just die.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

I can't believe it was *warmer* your place than mine. The insides of my nose froze completely, as did my eyeballs, and all nerves in my face are permanently crippled.

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

Did the cold at least come with the snow you wanted?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Sadly, despite them saying it would, not really. It had snowed just once on a single day again, but then minus fifteen here, but nearly minus thirty elsewhere and there it snowed. Here it froze everything, whatever had any moisture I guess, then the next day it thawed even the ancient snow that only ever keeps on roofs.

[nenagh-breen.livejournal.com]

Holy Crap! That's F-ing cold! And, if you look closely, you can see that even your next point was so afraid of freezing it changed over to the next number to be further away! Dang!

Tiny Foreman is super cute though, not going to lie.

[sabinetzin]

It's so cold I can't even number correctly!

[zulu.livejournal.com]

The cultural practices of my people blink at you and say, "...cold?"

I am sorry the weather was so bad you'll have a story to tell your grandchildren, though! D:

♥ Tiny Foreman.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

For the first three reads I thought you were talking about baked goods like Madeleines and how some cooking guru got their storage wrong.

[ariadne83]

Holy shit! Mark Harmon *and* Chris Noth? Whose soul did you offer up, sabine?

Their voices *flail* I may die from the hotness.

[sabinetzin]

I DON'T KNOW. I must have done it in my sleep. BUT I WOULD GLADLY DO IT AGAIN.

[shalom]

going out in the snow is against the cultural practices of my people

I KNOW! According to that, I should be sitting by a pool in Miami Beach, writing postcards with guilt messages. ;)

[bironic.livejournal.com]

Yay for cartoon Harmons, boo for Sabinecicles, and another yay for plushies! I wasn't worried in the least -- I know little stuffed Ronon (by John or otherwise) will be a delight whenever he arrives.

[aliaras.livejournal.com]

I will trade you (http://thefuckingweather.com/?zipcode=97202)! Because I am so Californian I want it to be cold and snowing not...grey. And kinda chilly. I know it's not warm, but it's at least warmer?

4. Write it! I will read, and it will be glorious and hot.

I need to check out this Porn Battle thing. And also actually write that goddamn fic in which they find the Atlantis equivalent of a dungeon and Rodney and John use it for...research.