Make way for the homo superior

[sabinelagrande]

1. This is the kind of afternoon I'm having: I put pants on so that I could go and collect my mail (wherein I found my new big subby wristband), then immediately took them off again. Now I am, as you can often find me of a Saturday, sitting in my underpants, drinking a beer, listening to David Bowie, contemplating making some brownies.

I have, it should be pointed out, totally earned this beer and underpants time, as I spent the whole morning working on my paper for this conference next week. And hey, my underpants even match my shirt. It almost looks like I planned it.

2. In the shower today, I pulled a whole handful of hair out of my buttcrack.

My friends, I have officially reached long hair status once again.

2a. Is buttcrack one word or two words? It was a subject of some debate, but my native speaker intuition is that it is just one word.

3. intoabar is almost over! I am both excited and relieved!

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Comments

[zhukora1.livejournal.com]

I've actually somehow managed to avoid the handfuls of hair in the last couple of years. I don't know how, it was an epidemic last time my hair was uber long. It makes me a little paranoid that my hair doesn't really exist.

2a: I vote one word.

[ninamazing.livejournal.com]

No, you don't have to earn underpants, beer, or Bowie. I believe those are all basic human rights.

UGH LONG HAIR. If short hair didn't draw so much attention to my, uh, face, and if it didn't require so much damn upkeep, I would lunge at another cut. Or something that doesn't sound like a mixed metaphor.