The Earth-Noise Intervene

Title: The Adventures of Captain America and Phil, by Phil Coulson, Age 7 (The Read-Along With Me! Version)
Summary: A gripping tale of action, adventure, and tremendous bravery, available for the first time as a read-along book!
Fandom: Avengers
Length: 3:27min
Rating/Contents: PG, so much silliness, intentional errors, loud noises, sound effects, music
Pairing: Gen, Phil & Steve
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A/N: So dizmo wrote the fabulous The Adventures of Captain America and Phil, by Phil Coulson, Age 7, and it was screaming for an audio version. So, load up the story, and turn the page (scroll down to a new image) at the beep!

Though this is fairly loud, it is better listened to with headphones, as at least one of the sound effects, unfortunately, doesn't come through on computer (particularly laptop) speakers.

Download here at MediaFire
Stream at Soundcloud

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You guys, this has been me, all day, as arymabeth can attest:

"Oh, that's a good idea for a story, I should- oh, no, I already wrote that. Hmm, but some of this sounds good- oh, that too. Goddammit. Maybe a little- OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE."

There is nothing new under the sun.

So I've been thinking I should just



but I don't know, y'know?

Let me explain this: podfic is what I do because I can't vid. These two things are not in any way comparable, but the underlying motivations are very simple. I don't have the attention span to vid, right? Like, you have to learn to do a lot of things, and it seems to take a lot of time, and I want to hit it and quit it. I am a rat hitting a pellet machine, over here.

But I fear that no one will ever make the Brotherhood ass-kickery video to Saints of Los Angeles that must be made for mankind to be truly complete. So.

So I do podfic, and nobody ever listens to it, but at least it's really fast. Like, I have government training to this shit. The government did not train me well, and they mostly trained me in hardware design, but by god they trained me to do it fast. And I really like to podfic, but my setup is, frankly, atrocious. I don't do it much, so I can't justify buying something nicer, but if I had something nicer, I'd do it more, and so on in that fashion.

I had a point. I... don't remember what it was. Shit. There was something in there about fanmixes, too. Love me some fanmixes. No one ever comments on them, but I love crafting them so much I really don't care.

Um. Something. IDK. No idea what story I should read next. Suggestions welcome.

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Title: Upside Down and Inside Out
Author: bironic
Reader: sabinetzin
Pairing: Temporarily-a-girl!John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,700
Summary: The Pelari's idea of a holy trinity offers an opportunity to try out John's new body.
Size/Length: 18mb; 19:39
Author's Notes: A Santa Madness PWP for Sabine, whose requests included: dubcon, AMTDI, bondage (particularly suspension), D/s (especially if the participants clearly love each other very much), dirty talk/verbal humiliation, spanking, genderswap, and bottom!Sheppard. Fic also contains established relationship, double penetration, a gag, and a cherry on top.
Acknowledgement: Thanks to synn for brainstorming and for letting me dash off the beginning of this while a guest in her corn on her couch.
Reader's Notes: For the suspension square on my kink_bingo card, because obvs one good turn deserves another. I'm not a hundred percent happy with this, but if I sat here editing out every time you can hear me shift, we would be here all damn night. PS: I may have recorded parts of this with an actual rope in my mouth. JSYK.

Upside Down and Inside Out

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Title: bigger, better (if you could only get there)
Summary: It's been a very long time since Edgeworth went away.
Fandom: Gyakuten Saiban
Word Count: 1500
Rating/Contents: R, post GS4
Pairing: Miles/Phoenix
Size/Length: 7.5 mb; 08:12
Notes: Seriously, you guys, I cut out seven minutes of me 1) screwing up 2) laughing 3) berating the author. I'm almost tempted to cut all that together and post it, because it was pretty epic.

bigger, better (if you could only get there)


Title: better knock me down
Summary: Arthur isn't bothered by the two of them. Really, he isn't.
Fandom: Inception
Word Count: 1812
Rating/Contents: PG-13, jealousy
Pairing: Eames/Ariadne, Arthur/Eames/Ariadne
Size/Length: 9.7 mb; 10:34
Notes: A little soft, because my gain, which was fine on the first one, adjusted itself somehow and made the background a little noisy. But it's good enough for government work.

better knock me down

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Title: really good mistakes
Summary: It feels sort of cliche, honestly, the whole experienced older man thing.
Fandom: Inception
Word Count: 4030
Rating/Contents: NC-17, inappropriate Nabokov references, slightly creepy undertones
Pairing: Eames/Ariadne
Size/Length: 20 mb; 22:16
Notes: Presented to you in glorious mono sound, because my microphone is a little jacked up and strange. I blame everything on anatsuno.

really good mistakes

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Title: The House by the Beach
Summary: "The lights in the hallway get brighter when John walks past them. He keeps meaning to mention it to Rodney, but he's almost certain he's just imagining things."
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 1759
Rating/Warnings: PG-13
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard, Weir/Zelenka
Size/Length: 9.06 mb; 9:54

The House by the Beach

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Title: Four Blatant Lies About Atlantis (And One Thing That's Totally True), Part 1
Summary: Wherein aliens don't make them do it, John loves ASCII, Carson hates everyone, Weir is highly amused, and Lorne's just trying to be a pal.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 4286
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, unbridled crack, unrepentant use of profanity, joyous mockery, unusual formatting, singing
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard, passing mentions of other pairings
Size/Length: 6.3 mb; 6:51

Four Blatant Lies About Atlantis

Title: Eburnation
Summary: One day, you'll be alone again.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 679
Rating/Warnings: PG, so much sadface, second person narration
Pairing: John/Rodney
Size/Length: 3.6 mb; 3:53

Eburnation