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Mar. 12th, 2009 09:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
It has been stated lately that Rodney is the only reason to watch SGA; this notion is patently false. To combat it, I present to you:
Ten Reasons to Watch Stargate Atlantis (That Have Nothing To Do With Rodney McKay)
1. Teyla Emmagan

Teyla has no caption; Teyla needs no caption. Her badassery is self-evident.
2. Sergeant Charles Campbell

Don't fuck with Chuck. He'll send your ass to the wrong planet, and he won't even feel bad about it.
3. Richard Woolsey

Because he plays well with others.

Maybe a little too well.
4. Christopher Heyerdahl
Because he started out playing this guy:

And ended up playing this guy:

And that makes him a badass.
5. Ronon Dex

I mean. Just.

Picture by
wraithfodder
Look! Even his action figure is sexy!
6. Major Evan (probably) Lorne

Lorne is disturbed by this picspam.
You should see what happened to the last fan who snuck up on him.

7. John Sheppard

You may experience a desire to pet him. There is no shame in this.

He does appreciate a warning, however.
8. Elizabeth Weir

Even hot when she is being sad and intense.

And look! She comes with Sheppard and Teyla!*
9. Carson Beckett

Even hot when he's a clone (or... a Chinese peasant? WTF Michael, fire your tailor)
10. Radek Zelenka

He solves problems!

He promotes cooperation!

He saves Rodney's (commingled) ass!
And there you have it. Proof. Empirical proof.
*But she fakes it with Rodney
Ten Reasons to Watch Stargate Atlantis (That Have Nothing To Do With Rodney McKay)
1. Teyla Emmagan

Teyla has no caption; Teyla needs no caption. Her badassery is self-evident.
2. Sergeant Charles Campbell

Don't fuck with Chuck. He'll send your ass to the wrong planet, and he won't even feel bad about it.
3. Richard Woolsey

Because he plays well with others.

Maybe a little too well.
4. Christopher Heyerdahl
Because he started out playing this guy:

And ended up playing this guy:

And that makes him a badass.
5. Ronon Dex

I mean. Just.

Picture by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Look! Even his action figure is sexy!
6. Major Evan (probably) Lorne

Lorne is disturbed by this picspam.
You should see what happened to the last fan who snuck up on him.

7. John Sheppard

You may experience a desire to pet him. There is no shame in this.

He does appreciate a warning, however.
8. Elizabeth Weir

Even hot when she is being sad and intense.

And look! She comes with Sheppard and Teyla!*
9. Carson Beckett

Even hot when he's a clone (or... a Chinese peasant? WTF Michael, fire your tailor)
10. Radek Zelenka

He solves problems!

He promotes cooperation!

He saves Rodney's (commingled) ass!
And there you have it. Proof. Empirical proof.
*But she fakes it with Rodney
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Date: 2009-03-13 02:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-13 02:32 am (UTC)For crying out loud, BRING ON THE SHAME!
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Date: 2009-03-13 02:33 am (UTC)You make me want to write a hate-on-Rodney ficlet. Which I would probably do with very little prompting. Say, if someone gave me a prompt.
hint hintAnd also? That picture of Weir/Sheppard/Emmagen makes me think sad thoughts about how relaxed the other two look, while Rachel Luttrel has a "Really? I still don't even get shirtsleeves? They have jackets!" look on her face.
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Date: 2009-03-13 02:54 am (UTC)And all manner of ficlets where Rodney looks bad and/or does not appear are welcome. Like maybe he insults the wrong alien priestess and winds up in the stocks. ::nudge nudge::
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Date: 2009-03-13 03:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-13 03:17 am (UTC)Also, I think Todd deserves to be a reason all on his own. A wraith that makes jokes? AWESOME.
Reason #12: Atlantis is pretty.
Reason #13: Sheppard gets forced to his knees by women a lot. Mmmmmm.
Reason #14: Guns.
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Date: 2009-03-13 03:23 am (UTC)But yes! Fabulous reasons all! (And nothing, I repeat, nothing, is better than Wraith humor.)
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Date: 2009-03-13 05:05 am (UTC)But I also love Chuck and Lorne and Parrish.
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Date: 2009-03-13 06:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-13 08:55 pm (UTC)I DID NOT KNOW THAT ABOUT CHRISTOPHER HEYERDAHL. That's really awesome. ;) Is there fic about how he (the character) went from being One Of Teyla's People to being Best Wraith? There should be!
That Ronon action figure is. Wow.
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Date: 2009-03-15 01:37 am (UTC)