The Earth-Noise Intervene

Title: Peeled
Series: John Farr (virgin!John track)
Summary: If John'd been an orange when they started, he felt like he was pretty well segmented by now.
Word Count: ~700
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, general dub-con
Pairing: John/Rodney
A/N: A little bit of formerly!virgin!John PWP, directly following Orange You Glad. Yay!

( Peeled )

Title: Almost Normal
Series: John Farr (Main track)
Summary: McKay isn't the first Uni that Lorne's ever known.
Word Count: ~1700
Rating/Warnings: R, general dub-con
Pairing: Lorne/McKay
A/N: I have for you some happy, to make up for all the sad. This is a bit of backstory to Being a Receptor and Out of It, set sometime after the Atlantis crew have left but before Rodney and John meet.

( Almost Normal )

So, john_farr is like going to the bar on a Tuesday. And you say to yourself you're only going to have one little drink, maybe just a beer, then suddenly everybody and their momma shows up, and then it's 2AM and it totally makes sense that you're leaving with a six foot stripper named Carl.

And I love them for it.

I probably should have more coherent things to say, but I have had a week that was simply of the Devil itself, so instead, here is a meme what I stole from clavally. Name a fandom I'm into, and I'll tell you my:

One True Pairing Ship
Canon Ship
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship
"You are one sick bastard" Ship
"I dabble a little" Ship
"It's like a car crash" Ship
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship

Title: Out of It
Summary: At some point Rodney realizes he hasn't had sex in over a year.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 1742
Rating/Warnings: R, dubcon, profanity
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard, mentions of other pairings (het and slash)
A/N: This fic falls into the John Farr 'verse at some point (probably a long time?) after Skin Hunger. I don't know what happens in between them or why Rodney goes to Atlantis, and somebody else is very much encouraged to write it.

( Out of It )

Title: Skin Hunger
Summary: Once it starts, John can't stop it.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 990
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, AU, so much dubcon
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
A/N: This is a sequel to the tantalizingly brief Cycle by lavvyan. It won't make any sense if you haven't read that; actually, it might not make any sense either way, as I'm sort of just riffing here. No, I don't have plans for a sequel; I have some ideas, but I hear some other people are writing other bits, and I wanna see what they come up with before I go back for seconds. ETA: There is a prequel! Go and read Being a Receptor by Leah.

( Skin Hunger )